A BANANARMY for BANANA KING

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Bananaland Military arsenal

A BANANARMY for BANANA KING

Dear bananafriends, Bananalanders,
The situation is serious!

I, Banana King, your banana in chief, must confess something to you... For the first time in the history of the bananas: there's a slip-up. At present, I'm skinned! Nothing, nada, no more dough, not so much as a single Golden Banana! As a leader, THAT WON'T DO AT ALL! I don't even have enough left to pay for a bodyguard. In truth, I do have one, but... it's a kiwi. A KIWI! Honestly, who's afraid of a kiwi? It doesn't even look ripe... In short, if our rivals realize this, those unscrupulous monkeys, those primidiotst, they'll peel us!

That is why I am calling upon all banana communities, sexy yellow unpeeled fruit fans: follow our KINGSTARTER page, like, share, banaback, banabank! And you'll see straight away how bananas can blaze!

Give me a Bananarmy, I'll give you the world of the bananas!

I'll open the doors to Bananaland for you without worry, as my fresh and experienced Bananarmy will ensure safety against hairy intruders who would dare to venture inside.

Banana King's Army

Bananazookas

Bananacopters

Superbananas

Banabooms

Banazais

Banabunkers

Banatunas

Banaballoons

Bananosaurs

I AM... SLIGHTLY DISAPPOINTED...
The least super of superhero monkeys was right about my troops...
Each of them attacked him tirelessly, methodically, but it was no good: the baboon won. From this, I must face the consequences... That is why I have decided to take a step back from politi...

Wait...
After all, isn't my Bananarmy the sum of all my troops? Did I not bananally send them like chimps to the slaughter , by sending them out on missions in turn? Yet together, they would have made short work of that hairy creature! Oh my bananafriends... I feel that business is taking off again!

Let him come to Bananaland! Let the great King Tongue use his grapnel like he's never errr... grapnelled... Let him propel himself, let him roll and fight if he's brave enough! My Bananarmy united together, standing as tall as a banana tree, will await him! Bananazookas, Bananacopters, Superbananas... they'll all be there! The only way the monkey will get out of Bananaland is peeled out feet first... (Wait, I'm uncertain... "feet" or "paws" first? "His hind paws first"?)...

In any case, it's gonna go down in BANANA SPLITS!!!

Bananablablas (1)

THANK YOU! Thanks to you, the Bananosaurs will take care of his fate!
Bananafriends, Banabackers and Bananalanders! I have a dream... In that dream, all bananas, green and unripe, yellow and mottled - you know, the ones that are starting to go bad, and well, even those ones - all bananas! They all had weapons each more devastating than the last, and each one of them had but one same mission: to blow up that primate king, that homo neither habilis nor erectus, public enemy no. 1 in Bananaland: King Tongue!
This dream is about to come true, and all thanks to you! That wrongful mentor will suffer the fate that our Bananosaur troops have reserved for him! Thank you for your trust, long live yellow, long live fruit, and long live bananas!

Bananablablas (3)

For 1000 Golden Bananas,
the BANANOSAURS will impose the law in the strongest way!
A dinosaur, on its own, that's quite cool... A dinosaur mixed with a banana? Aaaah, now that's moving up a level! Now, a dinosaur mixed with a banana... and which fires missiles! Honestly... WHO WOULDN'T BANABACK TO SEE THAT!?

Bananablablas (4)

OUR HOPES HAVE BEEN DEFLATED...
The monkey, cheap'n'rubbish Caesar, has made everything go south yet again!
Bananas and Bananas, all is not lost: before admitting defeat, we have one final advantage...

Bananablablas (2)

THANK YOU! Thanks to you, the Banaballoons shall rise up!
And there's a good chance they'll reach the very top! Once in position, they'll only have one task left: to mine the land...

Bananablablas (2)

For 1000 Golden Bananas,
the BANABALLOONS will pump him full of air!
After a few tummyfulls, you sometimes feel like a balloon... But it's quite the opposite for the Banaballoons: they think of nothing but having a gas! Perched up high, they peel off a bad mood by jettisoning mines that stick to the opponents like glue. War is also made of low blows... or high ones, we don't really know. BANABACK!

Bananablablas (3)

YET AGAIN... KING TONGUE HAS CONFUSED THE ISSUE
The monkey, worst of emperors, really wants to slay us all...
But hold on: soon he's going to get it right in the kisser for free!

Bananablablas (2)

THANK YOU! Thanks to you, Banatunas are well on the way to becoming commonplace!
You'll see... In their schools, they're formidable. They even show signs of intelligence!

Bananablablas (1)

For 1000 Golden Bananas,
the BANATUNAS are going to stir things up!
After the rain comes the Banatuna! On land, in the sea and in the air, nothing can stop this kind of fish when there's a fight-addicted banana riding it! What it spits remains a mystery... but the result is exemplary. SAVE THE BANANAS AND THE FISH: BANABACK!

Bananablablas (3)

LOST... THE BANABUNKERS HAVE BEEN PUT ASIDE
The monkey, that insulting sultan, has yet again crushed us 100%...
Bananas and Bananas, stay tough: he will end up going under!

Bananablablas (3)

THANK YOU! Thanks to you, the Banabunkers will drive him bananuts!
A rolling banana gathers no moss. I don't really know what that means, but it sounded better in my mind. Ah... I should have stuck to "he doesn't know it yet, but he's already dead"...

Bananablablas (3)

For 1000 Golden Bananas,
the BANABUNKERS will get under his peel!
When King "The Grapnel" Tongue falls into my Banabunker trap, he'll watch his life slip away, for it will be... his final hour! You don't yet know it, but you're already dead... That's good stuff! I'll note it down for later... TO SIGN HIS DEATH WARRANT: BANABACK!

Bananablablas (3)

THE BANAZAIS HAVE BEEN TRIMMED...
The monkey, that sinister sovereign, has been giving out smacks again...
Do not be resigned: he'll end up falling into the trap!

Bananablablas (2)

THANK YOU! Thanks to you, the Banazais are going to martyr him!
When the Banazais get into the swing of things, they don't beat around the bush... They jive it up! Haha! Get it? Swing... Jive... hmmm.

Bananablablas (2)

With the BANAZAIS
for 1000 Golden Bananas,
our sworn enemy can already say: bye-bye!
When King "Little Girl" Tongue catches sight of my Banazais, that little riff-raff will quickly make a split for it... Prepare yourself for the grande finale, his time has come. If they catch him, they won't bite... they'll just smash him to smithereens! COME ON: BANABACK!

Bananablablas (2)

PFFF... THE BANABOOMS HAVE GONE UP IN SMOKE!
The monkey, that terrifying tyrant, really gave it them in the neck...
No point in having butterflies, we're already preparing a counter-attack!

Bananablablas (1)

THANK YOU MY BANABACKERS! Thanks to you, the Banabooms are going to knock him out!
With their string of grenades around the neck, the Banabooms are off to war. The monkey who wanted to be crowned won't be able to escape them: he'll end up smushed!

Bananablablas (2)

It's gonna hurt!
For 1000 Golden Bananas,
we'll take the pin out of the BANABOOMS!
My Banabooms will be a bombshell! By standing up to me, this chimp King Tongue has dug his own grave... And yes, boy! With bananas, you should know there's no mercy! LIGHT THE FUSE: BANABACK!

Bananablablas (3)

IT WAS SUPER... DISAPPOINTING
The monkey, that miserable monarch, is throwing a banana in the works...
Bananas and Bananas, hold your heads high! Our next troops will greet him warmly!

Bananablablas (3)

THANK YOU! Thanks to you, the Superbananas are flying to victory!
My Superbananas are going to teach that old monkey to make a face... Hoohahaha!

Bananablablas (3)

Super! Here they are!
For 1000 Golden Bananas,
we'll have SUPERBANANAS!
When King "The Destroyer" Tongue lays his dirty paws on the Superbananas, he'll know what a split he's in! He won't be the one flexing his muscles at the end of the fight; it's the all-capable caped bananas who will bring down the king! COMPATRIOTS, BANABACK!

Bananablablas (3)

UNHAPPY LANDINGS FOR THE BANANACOPTERS...
The monkey, that oppressor, has already had a piece of them.
We cannot give in, our next weapon will be the right one!

Bananablablas (3)

THANK YOU! Thanks to you, the Bananacopters have just peeled off!
He who sows slime reaps a bananastorm! The Bananacopters will make the big nonsense king swallow his own tongue!

Bananablablas (5)

This time, it's the right one!
We must gather 1000 Golden Bananas
for the BANANACOPTERS to knock him out cold!
When King "the Bananavore" Tongue looks up to the sky, I don't want him to see the sun. Just in seeing that the shade washing over his peeling fur is a new wave of my Bananarmy... he'll wet himself! Together, let's send the Bananacopters: BANABACK, MY FRIENDS!

Bananablablas (2)

BANANANAAAN!!! THE BANANAZOOKAS HAVE FALLEN IN COMBAT...

The monkey, that despot, made banana jam out of them...
We'll remain worthy, we won't give in, and our next weapon will bring the king down!

Bananablablas (4)

THANK YOU! Thanks to you, we'll be able to send our troops!

Since hearing that they'll be leaving for the front, they've been polishing their beloved rocket launchers without a break. If the Bananazookas plow straight into the king's tongue, it's to better break his teeth, my
children!

Bananablablas (2)

Your attention, Bananas and Bananas!
We must gather 1000 Golden Bananas
so that the BANANAZOOKAS can bananazooka!

Like artists repainting life in yellow with great fractal explosions, Bananazookas
don't go in for subtleties or details. Help us send them onto the battlefield so
they can take care of that "primidiotic" King Tongue: BANABACK!

Bananablablas (3)

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Rewards

No need to grab any Golden Bananas from your pocket, it's free! Better still, you receive gifts! All you have to do is click on the links above: each click will shake the banana tree, making a certain number of Golden Bananas fall into Banana King's pocket, and mystery gifts fall into yours! Also, you'll see the Bananarmy grow live! Woohoo!